Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
