Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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