Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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