...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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