It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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