how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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