I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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