Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
