she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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