just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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