Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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