But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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