Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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