Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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