I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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