Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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