There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Sorry about my life...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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