i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
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Wipe that smile off your face.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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