ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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