And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
You left your underwear on the fireplace
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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