Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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