why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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