we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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