I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
The uberlube is also flammable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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