just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
