haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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