i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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