Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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