Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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