We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
