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(804): View more from Virginia

Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys

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wow, that really makes you stop and think.

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I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us

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(703): View more from Virginia

She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.

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(407): View more from Florida

Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?

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(847): View more from Illinois

I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.

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that is an amazing summary hahaha

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(720): View more from Colorado

Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.

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Twice?!

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(830): View more from Texas

Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted

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