you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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