ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
It was like getting head from an anaconda
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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