school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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