I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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