The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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