The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
zippers are such a cool invention
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Boobs speak an international language.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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