The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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