He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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