Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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