honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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