were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
