If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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