You're completely useless in the revolution.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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