Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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