just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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