Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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