You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I bet he comes in French.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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