Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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