guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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