we made out on top of his cat.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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