If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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