Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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