do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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