In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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