but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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