i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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